Tuesday, January 4, 2011

No, it's not a butt plug you bugger!!!


Sometimes a best friend comes in the form of a chiseled, six pack, smooth bodied
breathing being with a taste that lingers on the palette for hours…..

Sometimes a best friend comes in the form of a furry little monkey with stinky breath
cause you don’t brush its teeth often enuf, or cuz it licks its own bum.....

Sometimes a best friend is an electronic or battery operated device, or maybe just
needs a good charge.

Sometimes a best friend is a vintage marching band cymbal….more on that later.

But sometimes a best friend is made of foam and is soft and pliable between your fingers.

People, T H E S E are my best friends! 


The earplug. 

Even with this monstrosity inserted into my ears I can hear HER. 

And a different course of action is now necessary! 


Stay tuned.